Hey! I'm Courtney xoxo Das leben ist bunter als ich immer dache. All i think about is suicide, sex, shopping, and sleep.
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knightscrest:

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

fuck u freddie benson

mamalaz:

God I loved this scene. We learned so much in this tiny clip.

Steve’s mother died when he was an older man, Bucky’s parents are alive and love Steve. Bucky and Steve put couch cushions on the floor as kids (and had kiddie sleepovers where they totally played cops and robbers). Bucky knows where Steve’s key is. Bucky tried to get Steve to live with him (my headcanon is that Steve accepted and they became roomies up until Buck went to war).

The one thing that wasn’t new was that Bucky was still by his side. It’s just amazing to see that their bromance before The First Avenger was just as epic as I knew it would be.

Also I will never tire of seeing skinny Steve because I adore him.

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE…

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
    Romeo:
  • I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
    Juliet:
  • --
  • We should kiss right now at this party
    Romeo:
  • No that is a super dumb idea
    Juliet:
  • *kisses her anyway*
    Romeo:
  • That was dumb of you
    Juliet:
  • --
  • We should get married right now
    Romeo:
  • We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
    Juliet:
  • Like tomorrow?
    Romeo:
  • Sure, fine.
    Juliet:
  • --
  • We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
    Juliet:
  • Right.
    Romeo:
  • It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
    Romeo:
  • --
  • Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
    Juliet:
  • *immediately kills himself*
    Romeo:
  • For fucks sake.
    Juliet:
  • oh you have your period? well you have two options.
    society:
  • okay.
    person:
  • you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
    society:
  • sounds awful. what's my second option.
    person:
  • a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
    society:
  • still seems pretty awful.
    person:
  • wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
    society:
  • well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
    person:
  • HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
    society:
  • person:
  • oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
    society:
  • person:
  • society:
  • i think i'll go with my third option.
    person:
  • society:
  • person:
  • what third option?
    society:
  • i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
    person:

“When you realize that all of those times he touched you
it was out of want for a body
need for a body
not even your body
it makes your stomach right
your muscles weak
it wasn’t your fault but he assured you
it wasn’t his either
you let the monster have you
touch your rose petal soft skin
he was like white oleanders
making you wilt with his poison
wiping away your tears with his fingers
that had been stained with your insides
he found places in you that you had never ever been
and he claimed them as his own
reading your body like a book written in braille
making your innocence a memory
his lust your reality
and when you stood up tall and you tried to leave
he stood up taller and pinned you down
he threw insults at you like a middle school dodgeball game
so you stayed and let him ruin you
until he got sick of you and left”

– sorry for the way things turned out (via gladmoth)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

beanboots-and-bows:

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